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How To Deal With The “Vanishing Texter.”

September 4th, 2016|

Everyone has had this happen: you’re in the middle of the text thread with a cutie and suddenly he stops responding. He’s part of a breed single people know as “the Vanishing Texter.” Typically, he only answers direct questions. So, you can text him, “hey, what’s going on?” And he will respond right away. But the minute you try to keep the thread going he falls off the face of the earth. The question becomes, why does he bother responding if he’s not interested? […]

Excerpt #2 From Dale Dent’s Diary, The Gay Version Of Bridget Jones’ Diary.

August 4th, 2016|

Is You Is Or Is You Ain’t My Baby? Thursday, July 8 Saw a new guy at the gym today.  Late twenties, slender, muscular.  “Trifecta,” I muttered under my breath as I reached for the dumbbell. His hair, oh my God, his hair.  Soft, blondish, jewelry-ish. Shined like a Faberge egg. And speaking of eggs I almost cracked mine when I realized he was kinda looking at me. I wanted to say something clever, something witty but all I managed to do was point to his chest and say “That’s not real, is it?” “Yes, it’s real,” he laughed.  “I spent a lot of time there.” He was wearing a sweatshirt that said “Transylvania University.” “I didn’t realize vampires had their own college,” I said.  “Was it tough, sitting through the classes, waiting for a blood break?” “Yes,” he said.  “Mean professors, too.  They went for the jugular if you gave the wrong answers.” “Okay, stop,” I say, “Or we’re going to pun ourselves to death.” […]

Excerpt From Dale Dent’s Diary, The Gay Version Of Bridget Jones’ Diary.

July 4th, 2016|

Learning The Difference Between The Height Of The Flame & The Depth Of The Heat. Friday, November 1 Brad and I took our first weekend trip together.  We wanted to get away from everything so we took the dogs to a remote lodge in the Georgia Mountains. We couldn’t figure out why there were so many “Just Married” signs on the back of the parked cars. Then we saw the lobby doors.  The ones built in the shape of a giant red heart. We had booked ourselves into a lodge catering to honeymooning couples. I pull into a parking space.  Brad is halfway out the door when I yank him back in.  “Don’t even think about it,” I say.  “We’re not walking in together.” He relents and I walk in alone.  Nobody behind the desk.  I ring the bell, walk around.  I’ve never seen so many pictures of Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan and George Bush. Why would you have pictures of past presidents all over the lobby of your honeymoon lodge? Why would you only have pictures of Republican presidents all over the lobby of your honeymoon lodge? This wasn’t looking good at all. […]

Infographic Shows Everything You Need To Give Good Head

June 2nd, 2016|

From the folks at Carvaka Sex Toys comes this gem. Be sure to frame it, nail it to your living room wall and invite mom over for coffee. If yours is anything like mine, she'll tell you what's wrong with it. Or at least center it on the wall better.

15 Gifs That Perfectly Capture Your Dating Life

May 25th, 2016|

You bounce from bars to parties to apps looking for Mr. Right or Mr. Right Now and end up with Mr, Let Go Of Me. Does any of this look familiar? 1. You went out to the bars and the only guys who hit on you seem a little creepy:       But [...]

The #1 reason that most guys fail with other guys: FEAR OF REJECTION.

May 4th, 2016|

It’s the biggest obstacle that any guy faces when it comes to improving his love life.Most guys will do anything to avoid being rejected by a good looking guy, including never trying at all. Sound familiar? I know it does for me. I’ve been there; we all have. That’s why I want to administer FIRST AID to every gay guy who’s struggling with a crippling fear of rejection.Let’s start with a question: Where did you get this fear? I mean, getting rejected by a guy doesn’t physically harm you. I don’t remember ever getting a black eye when a guy didn’t respond the way I wanted. […]

A Sex Guide Written for TOPS?

April 19th, 2016|

Revealed! The First Gay Sex Manual Written Exclusively For Tops! How To Top Like A Stud: A Penetrating Guide to Gay Sex debuts today. Our first reaction was, "Boy, that's going to be a short book." Cuz we're thinking, get it up and stick it in. But that's after a few margaritas. Pre-cocktails it makes [...]

19 Cocky Funny Texts That’ll Put You Off Or Turn You On.

April 5th, 2016|

How Much Confidence Can You Take? Confidence is walking up to somebody you don’t know, with a smile, a complete lack of awkwardness and funny quip. Arrogance is never taking a hot shower because it fogs up the mirror. How would you brand these “cocky funny” texts? Confident or arrogant? How would you respond if you got one like these? Do tell. 1. You: (send a blank text) Likely Reply: Why did you send me a blank text? You: Babe, you don’t have to come up with excuses to talk to me. 2. You: I I was just thinking about you Likely Reply: Really? About what? You: I saw this cute puppy in the mall Likely Reply: awwwwww You: It was whining and getting all excited the closer I got 3. You: You remind me of my dog. Likely Response: Hey! You: What? I LOVE my dog. 4. You: Hey, are you good at accepting compliments from complete strangers?” Likely Response: Unfortunately, yeah. You: Sweet, me too. You go first, compliment me. 5. Those beautiful eyes….Those sexy lips……..The smoothest walk…..But enough about me, how are u doing? 6. Look how happy you are to hear from me. You LOVE me! 7. I’m so out of your league 8. Stop thinking about me. […]

The 2 Funniest Gag Gifts For Men

December 18th, 2015|

Gag Gift Ideas For Men Looking for funny gag gifts?  We’ve got two that are absolutely hilarious.  They’re about sex–OF COURSE!  So what makes the two books below so funny?  Well, they’re both 150 pages.  And did we mention they’re all BLANK? Imagine seeing the faces of friends picking the book up from your coffee table and finding that the answer to “What’s better than blow jobs” is 150 pages of NOTHING.   It’s a great Christmas stocking stuffer or gift for any occasion–birthdays, Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day. Wait. That’s not right. What were we thinking?   Buy it today and get a laugh tomorrow.   Gag Gift Idea #1 What’s the joke? 150 BLANK pages! Only $12.99.  Click here to order. Gag Gift Idea #2 […]

Here’s A Clever Way Of Finding It If Your Breath Stinks.

December 10th, 2015|

Is your breath so bad people lose their short-term memory when they talk to you? The problem with checking your own breath is that the body becomes so accustomed to its own smells you literally cannot tell if your breath is bad even as other people can see the words come out of you.   So cupping your hands and blowing into them is a complete waste of time. You will not be able to detect bad breath. But the folks over at came up with an ingenious, foolproof way of figuring out if you have bad breath. I tried it this morning before I brushed my teeth and after I had my coffee. Two things: 1) It works! 2) The smell knocked me unconscious.   Here’s WebMD’s test. Try it for yourself: […]