How To Lose Weight Without Really Trying

February 27th, 2017|

In the eternal quest to losing weight without dieting, the author of Eat It, Later has a tantalizing idea: Stop counting calories and start changing habits. The question is how? How do you go from eating a whole bag of potato chips to eating 1 oz? You know, like a reasonable person! […]

Taking The Nerves Out of First Dates.

February 4th, 2017|

Dating can be scary. Let’s just put that out there and admit it. If you’re not looking for a hook-up, but actually want someone to spend your life with, then going on a first date might prove rather daunting. After all; you could be meeting Mr. Right, the one you’re going to be with forever. So, it’s no surprise that we get ourselves worked up into a frenzy of nerves before meeting someone for the first time. The problem is, these nerves can make grown men trip on their words, can cause the most talkative of people to become mute, and seemingly disconnect the mouth from the brain so that you start saying things without thinking first. Then, after that first mistake, the anxiety becomes even worse and things begin to unravel. How do I know this happens? Because I’ve been there many times. […]

How To Lie About Your Age And Get Away With It.

January 4th, 2017|

QUESTION I have so much better luck meeting guys online than offline that I’ve completely given up going to bars. I’m 48, very healthy, active, good looking, and blessed to look 35. Here’s my problem: When I put with my true age on my profile I get no responses. Absolutely zero. It doesn’t matter if it’s GrindR or Mister or all the other ones in between. If I lie and place the exact same words and pictures (only this time saying I’m 35), I get lots of responses. LOTS. It’s the exact same me…only the real me gets zip and the dishonest me gets plenty. I’m at a loss as to how to proceed. Even people my own age don’t respond to my 48 year-old ads, but they respond to my 35-year-old ads. I think the whole gay community is fucked up. I don’t believe in being dishonest. I don’t want to start a relationship where the first thing I say is a lie. I don’t even want a one night stand if I have to be dishonest to get it. But I also don’t want to be without sex for extended periods of time. What should I do? […]

Are You Giving “Canadian” Blow Jobs?

December 14th, 2016|

You know, well-meaning but DULL.   Well, we have just the antidote to your yawn-producing BJs--a new book by our resident sex advice columnist, Woody Miller!   Rather than do the introductions we're actually going to give you the introduction of Woody's book.  Enjoy your soup!   Introduction Raise your hand if you’re wondering what [...]

Pssst! Wanna Laugh? Check Out Our Funniest Drag Queen Names Infographic.

December 5th, 2016|

Seriously, does a clever drag queen name ever get old? NEVER.  This infographic memorializes the winners of our national survey.  Enjoy!   Media:  This infographic is copyrighted.  You may re-publish by linking to grabhim.net.      

QUIZ! Can You Tell The Male Models From The Gay Porn Stars?

December 4th, 2016|

Question: Is This A Fashion Model Or A Porn Star? Answer: Both. It used to be that the only thing male models and porn stars had in common is that they both had to sleep with people they didn't like to get in front of the camera. But now fashion icons like Marc Jacobs and [...]

Thanksgiving Day Turkey Spotted At A Trump Rally

November 24th, 2016|

Excerpt #3 From Dale Dent’s Diary, The Gay Version Of Bridget Jone’s Diary.

November 4th, 2016|

What’s A Guy Like Me Doing In A Place Like This?   SUNDAY, DECEMBER 29 Love thermometer:  Not registering.  Sex thermometer:  Not registering.  Am going to have to return and ask for money back. Home.  7:30 p.m.  Richard barks into the phone, “I’m not in the mood for your bitching and moaning about being single, Dale.  Go to a sex club for God’s sakes.  Maybe you won’t be so annoying if you got some dick. Me:  “Yeah, right.  Me at a sex club?  That’ll be the day.” TUESDAY, DECEMBER 31 Sex club.  2:15 a.m.   Can I get any lower than this?  Am I that desperate […]

The Newest Blowjob Guide Just Arrived At The Foot Of Our Bed

October 31st, 2016|

What's That Chick Doing On The Cover?   Well, it is a book for straight women on how to give a blow job, but it caught our eye because of it's premise: That GIVING blowjobs is a turn-on and not a task.  While it's true that MOST gay guy like giving blowjobs it's also true that [...]

How Macho Morning ‘Zoo Crew’ Radio DJs React To Gay Guests.

October 4th, 2016|

And Now for Our Next Guest…. The radio DJ put me on “mute” and I could hear him talking to the morning show producer as the commercials played in the background. “Who is this guy? Why are we interviewing him? The hell’s his name, anyway?” You know it’s going to be a bad day when it’s ten seconds before the commercials end and the DJ of the #1 station in the market doesn’t know who you are, what you’re doing there or what he’s going to ask you. Welcome to the organized, disciplined phenomenon known as Morning Drive radio. […]