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Are You Giving “Canadian” Blow Jobs?

December 14th, 2016|

You know, well-meaning but DULL.   Well, we have just the antidote to your yawn-producing BJs--a new book by our resident sex advice columnist, Woody Miller!   Rather than do the introductions we're actually going to give you the introduction of Woody's book.  Enjoy your soup!   Introduction Raise your hand if you’re wondering what [...]

The Newest Blowjob Guide Just Arrived At The Foot Of Our Bed

October 31st, 2016|

What's That Chick Doing On The Cover?   Well, it is a book for straight women on how to give a blow job, but it caught our eye because of it's premise: That GIVING blowjobs is a turn-on and not a task.  While it's true that MOST gay guy like giving blowjobs it's also true that [...]

A Sex Guide Written for TOPS?

April 19th, 2016|

Revealed! The First Gay Sex Manual Written Exclusively For Tops! How To Top Like A Stud: A Penetrating Guide to Gay Sex debuts today. Our first reaction was, "Boy, that's going to be a short book." Cuz we're thinking, get it up and stick it in. But that's after a few margaritas. Pre-cocktails it makes [...]

What To Do When You’re Trapped In A Sexless Marriage

November 26th, 2015|

Q:  I’ve been happily married for 25 years. Except for the first five years, my husband and I have no sexual relationship.  His drive is very low and I lost interest in trying to find ways to improve it.  Now in our early 50’s, we are both still fit, attractive people.  However, I have missed the scent, touch, and feel of a man’s body and I am not getting younger.  I wish to remain married and, no, it’s too far for the two of us to find our way back to a sexual relationship. He still has no drive and has expressed he misses nothing.  I look at guys my age in restaurants, grocery stores, church… everywhere. And I wonder how many of them have no sexual outlet like me.  I’m trapped in a sexless marriage.  What can I do? —  Too young to shrivel up Dear Too Young: Marry the man you love and take a vow of sexual poverty?  I’ve met with our editorial board and we’ve voted you Hell’s official spokesperson.  Because any man looking for an eternity of emotional, sexual and physical abuse couldn’t find a better place for it than where you’re standing. […]

Top 10 Gay Dating & Hookup Apps Ranked by Customer Satisfaction Reviews

November 18th, 2015|

If you've ever Googled "gay dating app reviews" or "best gay hookup apps" you'll get one person's opinion on the subject.  Listening to one critic may not be appropriate if said critic doesn't share your tastes.  If you're a bear and he's not, he might give GrowlR a bad rating while you may think it's [...]

Do Guys OWE You SEX If You’ve Paid For Dinner?

July 30th, 2015|

QUESTION: I keep meeting these guys that sexually tease me and then at the last minute they play Sister Mary Magdalene and claim they’re “just not that kind of girl.” Last month I met some flight attendant on the way home from a business trip and he agreed to spend the next weekend with me. We had a great dinner and then things got hot and heavy at my place. We’re kissing, scratching tonsils with our tongues and our hands are all over each other. I make my move and I guess he gets insulted that I tried to board him without the proper ticketing or something. […]

How To Answer The Worst App Question: “Hung?”

May 14th, 2015|

A Reader Asks What To Do When Guys Ask About The Size Of His PrizeQUESTION: I was on a hookup app when I hit on a size queen.  Please read my transcript---I’ve got some questions! Me: Dude, you are SO my type.  Let’s hook up. Uinmymouth.cum: How big? Me: Come over and measure it. Uinmymouth: [...]

Would You Rather Date A Guy With A Big Unit Or A Great Personality?

May 9th, 2015|

      Featured in this blog: The one game-changing sex tip that'll help you bottom without pain.   Would you rather date a guy with a big dick or a great personality? Most guys know the socially approved answer is "great personality." But is that how they show up in life? When we conducted [...]

Do Drugs Make Sex Better?

May 7th, 2015|

The Biggest Drawback To Mixing Drugs With Sex Is That They Make You Think Safe Sex Is A Padded Headboard. Drugs teach different people different things.  Some people learn they can be more loving when they’re on drugs.  Others learn they can keep vomiting long after they think they’ve finished. No matter what you think about drugs there’s no escaping the fact that they’re a big part of  gay life.  Especially its sex life.  In less than a generation this country’s gone from Sex, Lies and Videotape to Sex, Drugs and Rock & Roll.   Okay, Sex Drugs and Musical Theatre. […]

Don’t Quit Your Day Job.

April 23rd, 2015|

What Do Gay Porn Stars Earn? Remarkably little. While some name brand stars can earn up to $5,000 a scene, the vast majority make about $500 to $1,000 per scene. No matter how you do the math, that doesn’t come to a whole lot of money. Let’s say you earn $500 a scene. If you’re [...]