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How To Lose Weight Without Really Trying

February 27th, 2017|

In the eternal quest to losing weight without dieting, the author of Eat It, Later has a tantalizing idea: Stop counting calories and start changing habits. The question is how? How do you go from eating a whole bag of potato chips to eating 1 oz? You know, like a reasonable person! […]

Pssst! Wanna Laugh? Check Out Our Funniest Drag Queen Names Infographic.

December 5th, 2016|

Seriously, does a clever drag queen name ever get old? NEVER.  This infographic memorializes the winners of our national survey.  Enjoy!   Media:  This infographic is copyrighted.  You may re-publish by linking to grabhim.net.      

QUIZ! Can You Tell The Male Models From The Gay Porn Stars?

December 4th, 2016|

Question: Is This A Fashion Model Or A Porn Star? Answer: Both. It used to be that the only thing male models and porn stars had in common is that they both had to sleep with people they didn't like to get in front of the camera. But now fashion icons like Marc Jacobs and [...]

Thanksgiving Day Turkey Spotted At A Trump Rally

November 24th, 2016|

How Macho Morning ‘Zoo Crew’ Radio DJs React To Gay Guests.

October 4th, 2016|

And Now for Our Next Guest…. The radio DJ put me on “mute” and I could hear him talking to the morning show producer as the commercials played in the background. “Who is this guy? Why are we interviewing him? The hell’s his name, anyway?” You know it’s going to be a bad day when it’s ten seconds before the commercials end and the DJ of the #1 station in the market doesn’t know who you are, what you’re doing there or what he’s going to ask you. Welcome to the organized, disciplined phenomenon known as Morning Drive radio. […]

Infographic Shows Everything You Need To Give Good Head

June 2nd, 2016|

From the folks at Carvaka Sex Toys comes this gem. Be sure to frame it, nail it to your living room wall and invite mom over for coffee. If yours is anything like mine, she'll tell you what's wrong with it. Or at least center it on the wall better.

19 Cocky Funny Texts That’ll Put You Off Or Turn You On.

April 5th, 2016|

How Much Confidence Can You Take? Confidence is walking up to somebody you don’t know, with a smile, a complete lack of awkwardness and funny quip. Arrogance is never taking a hot shower because it fogs up the mirror. How would you brand these “cocky funny” texts? Confident or arrogant? How would you respond if you got one like these? Do tell. 1. You: (send a blank text) Likely Reply: Why did you send me a blank text? You: Babe, you don’t have to come up with excuses to talk to me. 2. You: I I was just thinking about you Likely Reply: Really? About what? You: I saw this cute puppy in the mall Likely Reply: awwwwww You: It was whining and getting all excited the closer I got 3. You: You remind me of my dog. Likely Response: Hey! You: What? I LOVE my dog. 4. You: Hey, are you good at accepting compliments from complete strangers?” Likely Response: Unfortunately, yeah. You: Sweet, me too. You go first, compliment me. 5. Those beautiful eyes….Those sexy lips……..The smoothest walk…..But enough about me, how are u doing? 6. Look how happy you are to hear from me. You LOVE me! 7. I’m so out of your league 8. Stop thinking about me. […]

The 2 Funniest Gag Gifts For Men

December 18th, 2015|

Gag Gift Ideas For Men Looking for funny gag gifts?  We’ve got two that are absolutely hilarious.  They’re about sex–OF COURSE!  So what makes the two books below so funny?  Well, they’re both 150 pages.  And did we mention they’re all BLANK? Imagine seeing the faces of friends picking the book up from your coffee table and finding that the answer to “What’s better than blow jobs” is 150 pages of NOTHING.   It’s a great Christmas stocking stuffer or gift for any occasion–birthdays, Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day. Wait. That’s not right. What were we thinking?   Buy it today and get a laugh tomorrow.   Gag Gift Idea #1 What’s the joke? 150 BLANK pages! Only $12.99.  Click here to order. Gag Gift Idea #2 […]

How Do You Get A Guy to Admit His Infidelity?

December 3rd, 2015|

You got suspicious because anytime you get near his computer when he's online he closes all the windows so one day while he was gone you looked up the browser history and sure enough it was brimming with hookup sites and his mailboxes were stuffed with the promise of new meat.   How do you [...]

How Gay Are You?

November 19th, 2015|

Paul Rudnick in The New Yorker has a hysterical take on Kinsey's Straight-to-gay spectrum.  Here's a tidbit:   Alfred Kinsey believed that human sexuality could be charted on a scale of 0 to 6, with 0 being “Exclusively heterosexual” and 6 being “Exclusively homosexual.” Owing to changing cultural boundaries and advanced research, Kinsey’s scale has [...]