How To Have Gay Sex

What Stops You From Bottoming?


You’ve tried. But it hurt too much. At first there was a kind of an unbearable burning sensation mixed with a terrible pressure and then you stopped because of the pain.

Fear Of Pain

If you’re like a lot of guys, you won’t let yourself try because of “anticipatory anxiety” –the belief that you have to go through a lot of pain to get to the pleasure of bottoming.

The Yuck Factor

A lot of guys are grossed out by anal sex. If you don’t know how to get clean down there, the smell and the potential to leave tire tracks behind you can put you off completely.

What If You Could Bottom Like A Porn Star?

You’d experience another dimension in pleasure.  You’d have volcanic orgasms. You’d shoot up to your chest and there’d be a lot more of it. You’d be a better top (because you’d know what it’s like to bottom). You’d become totally versatile. You’d be a better lover.

What Do Porn Stars Know About Bottoming That You Don’t?

The top sticks it in like a glute inject and the bottom doesn’t even flinch. How do they do it? And what can you learn from them so that you can do it too? I put a team together made up of a gay sex columnist (me!) , a colon rectal specialist and a urologist to find out. We interviewed some of the biggest names in the gay porn industry – – performers, directors and producers. We took everything they said, combined it with our own knowledge and came up with the ultimate guide to gay anal sex: How To Bottom Like A Porn Star. It’s in the form a PDF file so it’ll download instantly to your pc, mac or mobile device.

 Three Steps To Having Gay Sex Without Any Pain.

1. Know Your Anatomy

Did you know you have two sphincters? One is under your conscious control. It's easy to relax it (you do it every day when you go to the bathroom). But what about the other one?

The Sphincter Muscle You Can't Control.

This internal muscle doesn’t obey conscious thought. You have to train it to relax indirectly. That’s why we developed the Sexhalation Method. It’s a systematic desensitization method guaranteed to eliminate all pain from anal sex.

It’s easy to learn and it starts on Page 20!

2. Use The Sexhalation Method

It completely eliminates pain through systematic desensitization, progressive muscle relaxation, pattern breathing and sexual imagery. It was developed by a team made up of urologists, colon-rectal specialists and a yoga master.

It Will Completely Eliminate Pain

Pain occurs when a large object tries to enter a clenched opening. Relax the opening and the pain disappears. But you have to relax BOTH of your sphincter muscles and that’s where The Sexhalation Method comes in.

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3. Use The Right Insertion Technique

A big secret to pain-free anal sex is the way you allow the penis to be inserted. You don’t insert a penis into your rectum; you relax onto it. We explain this proven technique (all the porn stars use it) in detail. You also need to know the best angle of entry.

Insert The Penis Correctly.

How do proctologists insert their hand or equipment into the anus so they don’t cause any pain? They know there’s an “S curve” in your anal canal and that it straightens in certain positions and angles of entry hurt less. But what are they?

It’s all on page 60.

On stomach feet crossedYou Must Relax BOTH Sphincter Muscles.

You Have Two Sphincters. You may only have one anus but there are two connecting sphincters surround it. They are distinct but overlapping bands of muscle tissue. And while they serve the exact same function (regulating grand openings and final close-outs) they go about it in different ways. You are most familiar with the external sphincter because you can order it to tighten and release. Here, try it. Squinch your starfish by using the muscles to stop yourself from peeing. Got it? Tighten, release, tighten, release. Now, this time with feeling! Tighten, release. Now do five fast tightens. Get it? You can boss that part of your butt around. Feel like taking a crap but there’s no bathroom around? No problem. You can will your external sphincter not to open. At least for a while.

But the internal sphincter? You can’t tell it to do shit. And I mean that in every sense of the word. You are not its boss. Like your blood pressure and heartbeat, you cannot directly control it.



A Neat Trick To Understanding Gay Anal Sex

Do this: Put your hands in front of you as if you’re praying.


Now intertwine your fingers down to the webbing and press your palms together as tight as you can. Now keep everything connected and completely relax both hands. Notice the small opening between the side of your thumb and your index finger? This is the opening to your anus. If somebody tried to poke their finger through that opening it would feel snug but it’d go in pretty easy.


Now tighten both hands as hard as you can. The left hand is the internal sphincter you cannot directly control. The right hand is the external sphincter you can. Keeping the left hand tight as a drum, completely relax your right hand. Your right hand (external sphincter) is relaxed so a slight opening was created. But your left hand (internal sphincter) is so tight that it won’t let a poking finger through very easily. Welcome to bottoming’s first dilemma: The left hand doesn’t know what the right hand is doing. Or more accurately, the left hand doesn’t care what the right hand is doing. The internal and external sphincter can and often do work independently of each other. In order to make penetration smooth and effortless both sphincters have to get on the same page.


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tumblr_meguxxfYvX1ql3w7co1_500“R elax,relax!” How many times have you heard that from your partner? Hell, how many times have you said it to yourself? Telling someone to relax without showing them how is counter-productive. It actually increases anxiety and tension because on top of not relaxing you feel like a failure for not being able to relax!

Tension is the main source of pain when it comes to bottoming. When an object is forcefully inserted into a tense, clenched, tightly wound, clamped down set of muscles and tissue, it will damage, tear and bruise the area. But if the area is completely relaxed, an incoming object meets little to no resistance and slides in easily and without pain.

But how do you go from clenched and clamped to calm and relaxed? Think nice thoughts? Distract yourself? Count to ten? Breathe? How? Most of us do not have any idea how to calm ourselves to the point of complete relaxation, especially when we’re experiencing stress. And if you want to experience stress all you have to do is look at the size of your partner’s penis and then the size of your anus!

You don’t need to be told to relax. You know that. If it were easy to relax while a large object the size of a penis goes into a tiny orifice the size of your anus you’d have already done it. One major reason you’ve failed is that a great deal of the puborectal region, like the internal sphincter, does not respond to conscious attempts at relaxation. What you need is a disciplined approach that shows you how to relax muscles that won’t listen to you.

The best way to consciously relax your external sphincter is, oddly enough, to tighten it. That’s because the first step to relaxation is awareness of its opposite–tension. This is a key concept to bottoming without pain: Your sphincter will relax more if you make an effort to tense it first.

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Why Bottoming Makes You Cum More & Shoot Further.

A great deal of the pleasure you get from bottoming comes from the penis stimulating the prostate as it thrusts in and out of the rectum. You can get a “sneak preview” of what that will feel like by following the ingenious steps in my book. These are “only a urologist would know” secrets that will help you figure out whether you’d like bottoming without going through the process of actually bottoming.

cum picGay sex revolves around the prostate, which many people call, “The male G-Spot.” The prostate is a walnut-sized gland located between the bladder and the penis (just in front of the rectum). It produces fluid that nourishes and protects sperm. During orgasm it squeezes this fluid into the urethra where it mixes with sperm and comes out as that whitish semen many of us think of as the nectar of the Gods. In fact, the prostate produces almost all of your semen.

Gay Male Sex Tip To The Obvious: The prostate is crucial to your experience of orgasm. You know that moment of “ejaculatory inevitability” when you’re about to come and you feel it deep inside you before anything comes out? That’s because orgasm starts with the contractions of the internal sex organs (vas deferens, seminal vesicles and the prostate). Therefore, stimulating the prostate in just the right way can create enormous sexual excitement. In some men, simply stroking the prostate can make them spontaneously orgasm.

In How To Bottom Like A Porn Star: The Ultimate Guide To Gay Anal Sex, you’ll get a fascinating, detailed account of how you can explore your prostate—how to find it (it isn’t that easy!), how to massage it, and recommendations on commercial prostate massagers. You’ll also find out a few “only a urologist would know” prostate secrets that will help you shoot your ejaculate further than you ever have.


How To Get Your Butt Porn Star Clean.

gay sex adviceYou can’t enjoy male anal intercourse when you’re worried about stains, smells, smudges or the odd erection-killing odor. The anticipatory embarrassment is enough to stop a lot of guys from even trying it.

If you don’t learn how to clean your ass you’ll never truly enjoy bottoming. Oh, sure, you can use douches or those shower shot contraptions, but that takes a lot of time and planning. Let’s face it, sex, especially if you’re single, doesn’t allow for that kind of scheduling all the time.

So, how to clean your anus? Let me give you a hint. Which do you think is easier to clean–bowel movements that pass through the anal canal without leaving any residue or bowel movements that look like Jackson Pollock aimed his ass at the canvas and yelled, “FIRE!”?

You see, it’s a lot easier to clean your butt when there’s hardly anything to clean. There’s only one way to make sure your bowels pass through your poop deck without looking like they hosted a NASCAR event, and it’s all in my ebook, How To Bottom Like A Porn Star. Find out how to keep yourself so clean you’ll never have to worry about stains or smells.

A Device That’s Better Than A Douche Or An Enema.

Medical experts agree: Enemas are harmful. Pushing water or a mixture of water and chemicals up your bum creates a powerful peristalsis (accompanied by bloating and cramping) that “evacuates” everything in your lower intestinal tract. Medically, enemas are most commonly used to bring on bowel evacuation as a way of cleaning you out for a colonoscopy (an examination of the bowels with a fiber-optic camera). You can buy these kinds of enemas at drug stores (Fleet is the most popular brand. I love the name. It’s like the manufacturer bought a fleet of vehicles that drive the stool through the Holland Tunnel).

Do enemas work? Yes, you’ll never be cleaner in there (or up there, as the case may be). Should you do it? Absolutely not. Never, ever put chemicals up your butt without medical supervision. Even “harmless” chemicals like mild hand soap, baking soda or sodium phosphate can irritate the colon, cause cramping, and draw electrolytes from the body. But these dangers are entirely beside the point. If your rectum is so dirty that you have to hose it out, the answer isn’t a fire hydrant connection; it’s a better diet. Check out my guide–it shows you the diet porn stars use right before a shoot. As one porn star told us, “It eliminates all bacon bits.”

If enemas and douches pose too great a risk (and embarrassment) for frequent use, then how can you get yourself 100% clean? Click here to find out about a device that will flush out fecal residue without the dangers of an enema or a douche.

“Hi, Woody. As somebody who has tried and repeatedly fail to bottom successfully I have to tell you how great and useful this book was. The way you explained why I was experiencing so much pain and the techniques you used to help me avoid it have completely changed my sex life. I am now completely versatile and it doesn’t matter how big my partner is (well, within reason!) I can take them on with no problem. You rock!
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What You Can Learn From Porn Star Bottoms. An inside look at the gay anal sex film industry. If you ever had questions about how porn production works, this is the place to find answers—from pay (shockingly low) to the number of heterosexual performers (shockingly high) to douche brands favored by porn bottoms.
Free Your Mind, Your Butt Will Follow. “Anticipatory pain” and a perceived loss of masculinity can put your butt in a headlock. Here you’ll find tips on resolving emotional blocks that stop you from trying or enjoying anal sex.
Why It Feels Like A Fence Post Is Impaling You. It isn’t just your sphincter causing all that pain; it’s your “S-curve” as well as involuntary contractions in your sexual plumbing. Anatomy is destiny. Learn your anatomical structure to take advantage of the sex advice in this guide.
How Porn Star Bottoms Relax Their Sphincters. Poppers! Should you do them? What are the positives? The negatives? Get a full description of how poppers work. Includes a step-by-step guide on using them intelligently, if you decide to use them at all.
The Porn Star Method Of Eliminating Pain. Drugs! Drugs! DRUGS! Get an in-depth view of how porn bottoms use drugs and then find out a better way to bottom without pain– The Sexhalation Method– a technique that blends systematic desensitization, pattern breathing, progressive muscle relaxation and sexual imagery.
How Porn Star Bottoms Handle The Ick Factor. Find out their secrets to getting your butt cleaner than a Brady Bunch rerun.
How To Bottom Without Pain For The First Time. Find out how to combine the best position with the best angle of entry for your particular body. Missionary? Doggie-style? Straight in? Angled up? When it comes to gay anal sex, it matters.
A Guided Tour Of A Pain-Free Bottoming Session Between our hot models, Adam And Steve. A beginner’s real-time, step-by-step guide to bottoming—from preparation to ejaculation. It’s like being there, watching two hot guys go through every step of pleasure-filled intercourse, complete with sidebar tips and advice.


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Hey, Wait A Minute! Who Wrote This Book?


I’ve been writing gay sex advice under the “woody miller” pseudonym for the last 14 years through my nationally-syndicated column, Need Wood? Tips For Getting Timber. I also co-hosted HBO’s The Sex Inspectors, which originally aired in England’s Channel Four. Previous books include Sex Inspectors Master Class: How To Have An Amazing Sex Life, based on the TV series and ten other gay-related books including, Meet The Hottie In The Corner. The 21 Day Plan To Overcome Your Fear Of Rejection, Master The Art Of Icebreakers And Snag Guys You Never Thought You Could Get.

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