19 Cocky Funny Texts That’ll Put You Off Or Turn You On.

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19 Cocky Funny Texts That’ll Put You Off Or Turn You On.

How Much Confidence Can You Take?

Confidence is walking up to somebody you don’t know, with a smile, a complete lack of awkwardness and funny quip. Arrogance is never taking a hot shower because it fogs up the mirror. How would you brand these “cocky funny” texts? Confident or arrogant? How would you respond if you got one like these? Do tell.

You: (send a blank text)
Likely Reply: Why did you send me a blank text?
You: Babe, you don’t have to come up with excuses to talk to me.

You: I I was just thinking about you
Likely Reply: Really? About what?
You: I saw this cute puppy in the mall
Likely Reply: awwwwww
You: It was whining and getting all excited the closer I got

You: You remind me of my dog.
Likely Response: Hey!
You: What? I LOVE my dog.

You: Hey, are you good at accepting compliments from complete strangers?”
Likely Response: Unfortunately, yeah.
You: Sweet, me too. You go first, compliment me.

Those beautiful eyes….Those sexy lips……..The smoothest walk…..But enough about me, how are u doing?

Look how happy you are to hear from me. You LOVE me!

I’m so out of your league

Stop thinking about me.

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Okay, I texted you. What are your next two wishes

How can you possibly get any work done when you’re flirting with me all the time?

I don’t have an attitude; I have a personality you can’t handle.

How’s that shrine you’re building to me going?

Cancel! I’m cuter

Stop flirting with me

So, are you in love with me yet?

Come watch me wear my Jesus costume into a Family Christian store–I’ll say I’m there for a book signing.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.

You should come with a warning label

I’ve been thinking about you all day. I was at the zoo

2017-04-08T18:17:52+00:00 April 5th, 2016|0 Comments

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