Where To Buy Sex Toys Online
You’ve finally decided to take the plunge and buy a sex toy.
Maybe you’re a newbie and want stretch your sphincter to prepare for your first bottoming session. Those anal stretch kits look pretty good.
Maybe you’re an incorrigible bottom who wants to massage his prostate when he doesn’t have a sexual partner around. Those prostate massagers have your name on them.
Or maybe you want to be even prouder of the prize between your legs. Those cock rings sure would look hanging off yours.
But here’s the problem: Where do you buy sex toys? There’s over 200 online stores that specialize in pleasuring parts known and unknown. How do you know which ones to trust?
You don’t want to end up buying a sex toy that stops working from a fly-by-night operator who won’t accept returns or give you a refund. Don’t get taken to the cleaners by a packaged wiener!
INTRODUCING THE FIRST RATINGS GUIDE FOR ONLINE SEX TOY STORES
You’ll never get hoodwinked again with our comprehensive list of online sex toy stores rated by customer satisfaction. We spent weeks compiling the data by hand.
So put the kibosh on your kibitzing. Quit your hand wringing. Stop the consumer angst–with our ratings you’ll never pick a store that’ll do you wrong. Here’s our list of the top 10 sex toy stores online with the highest customer satisfaction ratings:
|Rank||Store||Best Sellers Page||Hot Deals Page||Free Shipping on orders of||Support||Return Guarantee||Free Return Postage?|
|1||Adam & Eve||Best Sellers||Hot Deals||$59+||Phone, email, chat||90 days||Not specified|
|2||Babeland||Best Sellers||Hot Deals||$69+||Phone, email, chat||30 days if defective||Not specified|
|3||Too Timid||Best Sellers||Hot Deals||$65+||Phone, email, support form||30 days||No|
|4||Edenfantasys||Best Sellers||Hot Deals||$50+||Phone||30 days if defective||Not specified|
|5||Liberator||Best Sellers||Hot Deals||$75+||Phone, email||Yes if approved||No|
|6||Stockroom||Best Sellers||Hot Deals||$99+||Phone, email||30 days if defective||Yes|
|7||Ella Paradis||Best Sellers||Hot Deals||$49+||Phone, email||30 days if defective||Not specified|
|8||Vibrators.com||Best Sellers||Hot Deals||NA||Phone, email||30 days if defective||Not specified|
|9||Early 2 Bed Shop||Best Sellers||Hot Deals||$125+||Phone, email||60 days if defective||Not specified|
|10||Hustler Hollywood||Best Sellers||Hot Deals||$0+||Contact form||30 days||Yes|
But that’s just a taste. What about the other 190 online sex toy stores? Click here to see the complete listings in our report titled, Where To Buy Sex Toys Online
Of course, the vast majority of these stores cater to a straight clientele, mostly women. Nothing wrong with that as almost all of them also carry sex toys for men. A butt plug is a butt plug, gentlemen. It cares not whether the sphincter it’s in winks for women or other men.
If you want to support companies that are either gay or gay affirming then sad to say the pickings are slim. Not that there aren’t a lot gay-owned sex toy stores but few of them cracked our high quality list.
In fact, only three did:
How We Got Our Ratings For Online Sex Toy Stores
First and foremost, any store with a coveted Google Seller Rating hit most of our top spots. That’s because Google only gives its ratings to stores that paid independent product review companies to conduct surveys of verified purchasers.
An online sex toy store can only get its Google Seller Rating published if it has at least 100 reviews that average 3.5 (or “above average”).
Of course, most stores don’t have a Google Seller Rating, either because they’re too cheap to pay for surveys of verified purchasers by independent companies (or too scared to find out what their customers have to say about them!).
Sidenote: Companies can easily get a Google Seller Rating for free. They can embed Google’s codes for reviews on their site so that customers can input their thoughts directly onto Google’s platforms.
But again, do they want to?
Our position is clear: If you want our business we want to know what your customers think of you.
While there are plenty of gay-owned sex toy stores and probably many of them are solid we cannot recommend them without seeing the results of customer satisfaction surveys. We say to them: “Don’t be a dick if you want us to buy your dicks!”