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How To Lose Weight Without Really Trying

2017-04-08T18:17:52+00:00 February 27th, 2017|

In the eternal quest to losing weight without dieting, the author of Eat It, Later has a tantalizing idea: Stop counting calories and start changing habits. The question is how? How do you go from eating a whole bag of potato chips to eating 1 oz? You know, like a reasonable person! […]

Taking The Nerves Out of First Dates.

2017-04-08T18:17:52+00:00 February 4th, 2017|

Dating can be scary. Let’s just put that out there and admit it. If you’re not looking for a hook-up, but actually want someone to spend your life with, then going on a first date might prove rather daunting. After all; you could be meeting Mr. Right, the one you’re going to be with forever. [...]

How To Lie About Your Age And Get Away With It.

2017-04-08T18:17:52+00:00 January 4th, 2017|

QUESTION I have so much better luck meeting guys online than offline that I’ve completely given up going to bars. I’m 48, very healthy, active, good looking, and blessed to look 35. Here’s my problem: When I put with my true age on my profile I get no responses. Absolutely zero. It doesn’t matter if [...]

Are You Giving “Canadian” Blow Jobs?

2017-04-08T18:17:52+00:00 December 14th, 2016|

You know, well-meaning but DULL.   Well, we have just the antidote to your yawn-producing BJs--a new book by our resident sex advice columnist, Woody Miller!   Rather than do the introductions we're actually going to give you the introduction of Woody's book.  Enjoy your soup!   Introduction Raise your hand if you’re wondering what [...]

Pssst! Wanna Laugh? Check Out Our Funniest Drag Queen Names Infographic.

2017-04-08T18:17:52+00:00 December 5th, 2016|

Seriously, does a clever drag queen name ever get old? NEVER.  This infographic memorializes the winners of our national survey.  Enjoy!   Media:  This infographic is copyrighted.  You may re-publish by linking to      

QUIZ! Can You Tell The Male Models From The Gay Porn Stars?

2017-04-08T18:17:52+00:00 December 4th, 2016|

Question: Is This A Fashion Model Or A Porn Star? Answer: Both. It used to be that the only thing male models and porn stars had in common is that they both had to sleep with people they didn't like to get in front of the camera. But now fashion icons like Marc Jacobs and [...]

Excerpt #3 From Dale Dent’s Diary, The Gay Version Of Bridget Jone’s Diary.

2017-04-08T18:17:52+00:00 November 4th, 2016|

What’s A Guy Like Me Doing In A Place Like This?   SUNDAY, DECEMBER 29 Love thermometer:  Not registering.  Sex thermometer:  Not registering.  Am going to have to return and ask for money back. Home.  7:30 p.m.  Richard barks into the phone, “I’m not in the mood for your bitching and moaning about being single, [...]

The Newest Blowjob Guide Just Arrived At The Foot Of Our Bed

2017-04-08T18:17:52+00:00 October 31st, 2016|

What's That Chick Doing On The Cover?   Well, it is a book for straight women on how to give a blow job, but it caught our eye because of it's premise: That GIVING blowjobs is a turn-on and not a task.  While it's true that MOST gay guy like giving blowjobs it's also true that [...]

How Macho Morning ‘Zoo Crew’ Radio DJs React To Gay Guests.

2017-04-08T18:17:52+00:00 October 4th, 2016|

And Now for Our Next Guest…. The radio DJ put me on “mute” and I could hear him talking to the morning show producer as the commercials played in the background. “Who is this guy? Why are we interviewing him? The hell’s his name, anyway?” You know it’s going to be a bad day when [...]