The Best Online Store to Buy Sex Toys According To Customer Satisfaction Surveys
Where To Buy Sex Toys Online You’ve finally decided to take the plunge and buy a sex toy. Maybe you’re a newbie and want stretch your sphincter to prepare for your first bottoming session. Those anal stretch kits look pretty good. Maybe you’re an incorrigible bottom who wants to massage his prostate when he doesn’t […]
Excerpt #3 From Dale Dent’s Diary, The Gay Version Of Bridget Jone’s Diary.
What’s A Guy Like Me Doing In A Place Like This? SUNDAY, DECEMBER 29 Love thermometer: Not registering. Sex thermometer: Not registering. Am going to have to return and ask for money back. Home. 7:30 p.m. Richard barks into the phone, “I’m not in the mood for your bitching and moaning about being single, […]
Excerpt #2 From Dale Dent’s Diary, The Gay Version Of Bridget Jones’ Diary.
Is You Is Or Is You Ain’t My Baby? Thursday, July 8 Saw a new guy at the gym today. Late twenties, slender, muscular. “Trifecta,” I muttered under my breath as I reached for the dumbbell. His hair, oh my God, his hair. Soft, blondish, jewelry-ish. Shined like a Faberge egg. And speaking of eggs […]
Excerpt From Dale Dent’s Diary, The Gay Version Of Bridget Jones’ Diary.
Learning The Difference Between The Height Of The Flame & The Depth Of The Heat. Friday, November 1 Brad and I took our first weekend trip together. We wanted to get away from everything so we took the dogs to a remote lodge in the Georgia Mountains. We couldn’t figure out why there were so […]
Was Alexander The Great Gay? It Depends On What you Mean By “Gay.” If you mean was he sexually and romantically attracted to men, then he wasn’t gay. He was gay on stilts. But if you mean did he identify himself as “gay,” then the answer is no. The concepts of heterosexuality and homosexuality didn’t […]
The Biggest Drawback To Mixing Drugs With Sex Is That They Make You Think Safe Sex Is A Padded Headboard. Drugs teach different people different things. Some people learn they can be more loving when they’re on drugs. Others learn they can keep vomiting long after they think they’ve finished. No matter what you think […]
QUESTION: I keep meeting these guys that sexually tease me and then at the last minute they play Sister Mary Magdalene and claim they’re “just not that kind of girl.” Last month I met some flight attendant on the way home from a business trip and he agreed to spend the next weekend with me. […]
Paul Rudnick in The New Yorker has a hysterical take on Kinsey’s Straight-to-gay spectrum. Here’s a tidbit: Alfred Kinsey believed that human sexuality could be charted on a scale of 0 to 6, with 0 being “Exclusively heterosexual” and 6 being “Exclusively homosexual.” Owing to changing cultural boundaries and advanced research, Kinsey’s scale has […]
What To Do When You’re Trapped In A Sexless Marriage
Q: I’ve been happily married for 25 years. Except for the first five years, my husband and I have no sexual relationship. His drive is very low and I lost interest in trying to find ways to improve it. Now in our early 50’s, we are both still fit, attractive people. However, I have missed […]
You got suspicious because anytime you get near his computer when he’s online he closes all the windows so one day while he was gone you looked up the browser history and sure enough it was brimming with hookup sites and his mailboxes were stuffed with the promise of new meat. How do you […]
Here’s A Clever Way Of Finding It If Your Breath Stinks.
Is your breath so bad people lose their short-term memory when they talk to you? The problem with checking your own breath is that the body becomes so accustomed to its own smells you literally cannot tell if your breath is bad even as other people can see the words come out of you. […]
19 Cocky Funny Texts That’ll Put You Off Or Turn You On.
How Much Confidence Can You Take? Confidence is walking up to somebody you don’t know, with a smile, a complete lack of awkwardness and funny quip. Arrogance is never taking a hot shower because it fogs up the mirror. How would you brand these “cocky funny” texts? Confident or arrogant? How would you respond if […]