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How To Give Good Head

2017-04-08T18:18:04+00:00 February 25th, 2012|

Question: What do you think are the most important things to know about giving good head?   —  wondering     The most important thing about giving head?  The person you’re giving it to!  I mean, really.   You don’t want to waste good technique on a guy with a face that could stop a clock. [...]

When Your Boyfriend Has A Higher Sex Drive Than You Do

2012-02-03T14:10:33+00:00 February 3rd, 2012|

Q: My boyfriend has a much higher sex drive than I do.  It’s a constant source of conflict.  He feels rejected and I feel harassed.   Lately, I’ve been so frustrated I’ve taken to yelling at him to leave me alone.  I know that’s wrong but I need some guidance here.  What’s the best way of [...]

Sex Gifts For The Vanilla In Us

2012-01-26T13:14:03+00:00 January 26th, 2012|

Q: I want to surprise my boyfriend for our one-year anniversary with a sex-related but fairly tame gift.  He’s as vanilla as they come so I can’t be doing anything raunchy.  Any suggestions?   --  Gift guesser   Dear Guesser: Vanilla, you say?  I suppose that leaves out any products from Divine Interventions.  They’re the [...]

How To Get A Trick To Cuddle

2011-12-23T13:43:46+00:00 December 23rd, 2011|

Q: This boorish trick came by on a Sunday afternoon.  What a clod.  He was dressed and headed for the door before the cum had even begun to coagulate on the sheets.  I mean, hold me for God’s sakes!  He was up and standing right away, and I’m like, please, relax on the bed, let [...]

The Gay Sex Quiz

2017-04-08T18:18:04+00:00 December 19th, 2011|

There’s no such thing as a Sexual IQ test, so naturally I made one up.  Hey, like I’ve always said, “If you see a hole, fill it.”  So are you an ignorant slut, a knowledgeable prude or something in between?  Take the test and find out: What is considered the “Male G-spot?” a.    the prostate [...]

The Funniest Line Anyone’s Ever Cracked Online.

2011-12-10T06:51:57+00:00 December 10th, 2011|

I was on the men seeking men website, Adam4Adam.  I get a terse email:  "Did you take a sh*t yet?"   Confused, I clicked on his profile and the only picture there was of a humongous, erect, d*ck.  It took me a second, and then I just laughed and laughed!

The Average Size Of A Flaccid Penis

2011-12-03T16:47:13+00:00 December 3rd, 2011|

Q: Every time I shower at the gym I obsess about the size of my dick.  Can you give me a little reassurance?    --  Size me up     Dear Size Me: You ain’t the only one worried.  Concentrate on facts and it’ll ease your anxiety.  In a recent study published in Urology, researchers [...]

How To End Sexual Stalemates

2017-04-08T18:18:04+00:00 November 29th, 2011|

Q: My boyfriend and I are at sexual stalemate.  I admit we’ve got lots of emotional issues we’ve got to work out but there’s gotta be something we can do sexually to, uhm, break the log jam.  Here’s the problem:  We’ve started sexually bartering our services and it’s descended into an “I won’t do it [...]

The Best Sex Joke Of The Year

2011-11-23T13:35:02+00:00 November 23rd, 2011|

QUESTION: I thoroughly enjoyed reading your column “A Small Matter of Large Size”.  I’m so relieved to know that there are nonsuperficial, nonpenis obsessed, gay men out there.  I’m 37 y/o and like you, I have friends that make me feel as if I’m in a perpetual junior high school because all they can talk [...]