How To Lose Weight Without Really Trying

2017-04-08T18:17:52+00:00 February 27th, 2017|

In the eternal quest to losing weight without dieting, the author of Eat It, Later has a tantalizing idea: Stop counting calories and start changing habits. The question is how? How do you go from eating a whole bag of potato chips to eating 1 oz? You know, like a reasonable person! […]

Pssst! Wanna Laugh? Check Out Our Funniest Drag Queen Names Infographic.

2017-04-08T18:17:52+00:00 December 5th, 2016|

Seriously, does a clever drag queen name ever get old? NEVER.  This infographic memorializes the winners of our national survey.  Enjoy!   Media:  This infographic is copyrighted.  You may re-publish by linking to grabhim.net.      

QUIZ! Can You Tell The Male Models From The Gay Porn Stars?

2017-04-08T18:17:52+00:00 December 4th, 2016|

Question: Is This A Fashion Model Or A Porn Star? Answer: Both. It used to be that the only thing male models and porn stars had in common is that they both had to sleep with people they didn't like to get in front of the camera. But now fashion icons like Marc Jacobs and [...]

How Macho Morning ‘Zoo Crew’ Radio DJs React To Gay Guests.

2017-04-08T18:17:52+00:00 October 4th, 2016|

And Now for Our Next Guest…. The radio DJ put me on “mute” and I could hear him talking to the morning show producer as the commercials played in the background. “Who is this guy? Why are we interviewing him? The hell’s his name, anyway?” You know it’s going to be a bad day when [...]

Infographic Shows Everything You Need To Give Good Head

2017-04-08T18:17:52+00:00 June 2nd, 2016|

From the folks at Carvaka Sex Toys comes this gem. Be sure to frame it, nail it to your living room wall and invite mom over for coffee. If yours is anything like mine, she'll tell you what's wrong with it. Or at least center it on the wall better.

19 Cocky Funny Texts That’ll Put You Off Or Turn You On.

2017-04-08T18:17:52+00:00 April 5th, 2016|

How Much Confidence Can You Take? Confidence is walking up to somebody you don’t know, with a smile, a complete lack of awkwardness and funny quip. Arrogance is never taking a hot shower because it fogs up the mirror. How would you brand these “cocky funny” texts? Confident or arrogant? How would you respond if [...]

The 2 Funniest Gag Gifts For Men

2017-04-08T18:17:53+00:00 December 18th, 2015|

Gag Gift Ideas For Men Looking for funny gag gifts?  We’ve got two that are absolutely hilarious.  They’re about sex–OF COURSE!  So what makes the two books below so funny?  Well, they’re both 150 pages.  And did we mention they’re all BLANK? Imagine seeing the faces of friends picking the book [...]

How Do You Get A Guy to Admit His Infidelity?

2017-04-08T18:17:53+00:00 December 3rd, 2015|

You got suspicious because anytime you get near his computer when he's online he closes all the windows so one day while he was gone you looked up the browser history and sure enough it was brimming with hookup sites and his mailboxes were stuffed with the promise of new meat.   How do you [...]

How Gay Are You?

2015-11-12T17:03:56+00:00 November 19th, 2015|

Paul Rudnick in The New Yorker has a hysterical take on Kinsey's Straight-to-gay spectrum.  Here's a tidbit:   Alfred Kinsey believed that human sexuality could be charted on a scale of 0 to 6, with 0 being “Exclusively heterosexual” and 6 being “Exclusively homosexual.” Owing to changing cultural boundaries and advanced research, Kinsey’s scale has [...]