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What Stops You From Bottoming?
Problem #1: It Hurts!
You tried. It hurt. You stopped. Nothing but an unbearable burning sensation mixed with a terrible pressure. Or maybe you relaxed enough to get it all in but it felt weird, like you were going to take a dump on yourself.
Problem #3: Smells & Stains. Gross!
There’s an “ick factor.” If you don’t know how to get clean down there, the smell and the potential to leave tire tracks behind you can put you off completely.
Imagine If You Solved All Three Problems:
1. You’d Bottom EASILY
• Even hung guys wouldn’t cause any pain.
• You’d experience the ecstasy of being OWNED by another man’s hardness.
• You’d be a better lover.
2. YOU’D FEEL EARTH-SHATTERING ORGASMS
Bottoming produces intense orgasms that make normal ejaculations pale in comparison. You’d cum more and shoot further than you ever have before.
What If You Could Bottom
Like A Porn Star?
You’d experience another dimension in pleasure. You’d have volcanic orgasms. You’d shoot up to your chest and there’d be a lot more of it. You’d be a better top (because you’d know what it’s like to bottom). You’d become totally versatile. You’d be a better lover.
You’d Be Able to Bottom Without Pain
I put a team together made up of a gay sex columnist (me!) , a colon rectal specialist and a urologist to find the best solutions for you. We interviewed some of the biggest names in the gay porn industry – – performers, directors and producers. We took everything they said, combined it with our own knowledge and came up with the ultimate guide to gay anal sex: How To Bottom Like A Porn Star. It’s in the form a PDF file so it’ll download instantly to your pc, mac or mobile device.
…Without Smells or Worse
We start with the Sexhalation Method. It completely eliminates pain through systematic desensitization, progressive muscle relaxation, pattern breathing and sexual imagery.
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• Find Angles & Positions Best For You. Missionary? Doggie-style? Straight in? Angled up? I’ll show you which ones avoid pain and maximize pleasure.
• A Behind-The-Scenes Look At How Porn Stars Prepare For Anal. A spread-eagled view of the industry—how they avoid pain and keep themselves clean. Not for the faint–of-heart!
Hey! Who Wrote This Book?
On the set with Tyra Banks and Greg Behrendt.
I started my career by syndicating a sex and relationships column all over the country and I sort of became known as the “East Coast Dan Savage.” I then went on to write my first gay sex book, Men Are Pigs But We Love Bacon (Kensington). Next thing I knew I was auditioning for a co-hosting role in a heterosexual sex makeover series called The Sex Inspectors.
With the screen test cameras rolling, I remember the production chief asking me what I thought of women faking their orgasms. “That’s nothing,” I sniffed. “Men fake whole relationships.”
I got the job.
The show went on to be an international hit, airing in 12 countries, including the U.S. on HBO. It led to my biggest book yet, Sex Inspectors Master Class: How To Have An Amazing Sex Life (Penguin).
I love giving advice to people. I love to see barriers crack and humanity come to the surface. I hope I’m able to do that with How To Bottom Like A Porn Star and hope you enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it.
What Are Guys Just Like You Saying About This Gay Sex Guide?
“Simply the most informative, insightful, and funniest sex book I have ever read. This book taught me more in one day about gay sex then my 55 years on this planet has taught me. Doesn’t matter if you are just a top only kind of guy, you learn a lot from about self image, drugs, and sex by reading this book. Does gay sex hurt? Not if you read this. I highly recommend this book.”
“The book is written with knowledge, clearness and in a very funny but responsible and up to date way, including techniques that every man willing to bottom (and even those who prefer to top) should know. If you want to learn how to be a great bottom this is your ticket.”
“Loved the book! It was an easy but informative read. I learnt a lot , and can now approach the subject of being a bottom with pride, knowing what to do, and when, and filling in the gaps. I feel eager to get out there and practice, and with the new hints and techniques look forward to being a better lover. At first, the title put me off cuz I’m more into romantic gay sex, but it was perfect.”
“Oh, the joy of gay sex. Woody is not afraid to step on toes and I love that. The Real Truth! I truly appreciated it! And yes, this works! I used to have so much pain when I bottom and now, NOTHING. Saved my sex life!”
“This book has given much insight on why I always have a tough time having gay anal sex. With his methods and new understanding of how the body works I am now having painless and stainless sex!”
“The author made learning about bottoming FUN. The description of the S curve (talk about gay sex terms!) and how to get past it were the best I have read. He is spot on about fiber. A thorough and practical guide.”
“I learned things which I had no clue about, and after giving that new information a try I was simply amazed to be honest as it took play to a whole new level, and I have found this is the best book on gay male anal play I’ve ever read.”
An excellent guide for gay men who want to learn to bottom the right way. If you’re new to bottoming and/or you have fears or even if you’re experienced I totally endorse this book. I read it in a few hours. I didn’t want to put it down!
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How To Bottom Like A Porn Star
Just click the tabs below and you’ll see excerpts, giving you a sense of the content and style of the book. I like to bootleg a lot of facts and insights into funny narratives. My goal is to teach you something while making you laugh. And if I fail, well, that’s what the 30 day money back guarantee is for!
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Congratulations! You’re ready to bottom without pain or stains!
There’s just one thing. And that’s this notion you have that your partner should take charge. Most guys fantasize about bottoming with men who initiate, direct and control the encounter. They think their role is to simply respond, yield and surrender. There is nothing wrong with this notion—it’s hot, actually. It’s just not very realistic the first few times you experiment with bottoming. Here’s why: pain-free bottoming requires you to find the best position to straighten out your S curve, estimate the best angle of entry and control the pace of Sexhalation. How are you going to do that if you relinquish control?
In addition to not knowing a single thing about the way you’re built or how Sexhalation works, your partner is dealing with his own issues. Can he stay hard enough as he deals with a condom? (A must if you’re not in a monogamous relationship). Can he find your anal opening in the dark? (It’s harder than you think. Tip for tops: place a fingertip on it and use it as a guide). Will he feel pressured if he’s saddled with total responsibility for the success of your session? Are you going to judge him if he doesn’t know exactly what to do?
This is not a good dynamic for your first few bottoming sessions. You signed up for pleasure, not pain. The only way you’re going to avoid pain and experience pleasure is to control the way your partner’s penis goes in and out of you. And in and out. And did I mention in and out? I know that taking control might seem a bit of an irony—isn’t bottoming about surrendering yourself to another man? How can you surrender when you’re in control? Isn’t that an oxymoron, like “jumbo shrimp” or “pretty ugly?” Not to get all Zen up on your grill, but “controlling your surrender” is one of those contradictions that defy explanation. It cannot be explained but it can be experienced, as you’re about to find out.
Tips For Gay Sex
Adam and Steve have been dating a few months. Adam likes bottoming for Steve but he also wants to top him. They tried a couple of times but Steve was just so tight down there that they couldn’t complete the act. It wasn’t that Steve didn’t want to bottom for Adam, it’s just that the pain was so sharp he simply stopped trying. Finally they bought this book and decided to give it a try. Steve was determined not to repeat the painful experiences he had with bottoming in the past. He knew he couldn’t just jump into bed and hope for the best, so he took note of the first part of this book: Prepare. Here’s how he started:
Two Weeks Before Steve’s First Attempt At Bottoming.
He mentally signs his “No Pain” contract. No pain, no way, no how, at no time. This is an enormous burden off his shoulders (and his rectum!). He can now go from someone paralyzed with “anticipatory pain” to somebody who looked forward to “anticipatory pleasure.”
How To Be A Bottom
Should I use poppers? What about Anal-eze or other pain-masking substances? Will I end up wearing diapers if I bottom for hung guys? Does bottoming cause hemorrhoids? Why can’t he cum when I bottom for him?
These and dozens of other questions are answered in full detail. Stay tuned!
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Absolutely! We run about 1-3% return rate compared to 10% for the industry. Why? Because the books are that helpful. And funny. Don’t forget funny. We love funny. If you’re dissatisfied in ANY way for ANY reason, just email me at mike@woodpeckermedia dot net and I’ll cheerfully refund your money, no questions asked.
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What Qualifies You As An Expert?
I’ve been a sex and relationships columnist for the last twelve years. As you can see in Wikipedia, I’ve also authored 8 books on the subject, including Sex Inspectors Master Class: How To Have An Amazing Sex Life (based on the TV series I co-hosted that aired in the UK on Channel 4 and on HBO). I also blog for the Huffington Post, have written for the New York Times and done multiple commentaries on NPR’s All Things Considered. I’ve also been profiled in magazines like Marie Claire and Creative Loafing, and written for WebMD.