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What If You Could Bottom Like A Porn Star?

You’d experience another dimension in pleasure. You’d have volcanic orgasms. You’d shoot up to your chest and there’d be a lot more of it.

You’d be a better top (because you’d know what it’s like to bottom). You’d become totally versatile. You’d be a better lover.

You’d Be Able to Bottom Without Pain Or Stains

I put a team together made up of a gay sex columnist (me!), a colon rectal specialist and a urologist to find the best solutions for you. We interviewed some of the biggest names in the gay porn industry – – performers, directors and producers.

We took everything they said about avoiding pain and keeping clean, combined it with our own knowledge and came up with the ultimate guide to gay anal sex: How To Bottom Like A Porn Star.

You can buy it as an ebook $9.99 or paperback $14.99.  You can also buy it as a PDF file so it’ll download instantly to your pc, mac or mobile device. Here take a look:

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1. BOTTOM WITHOUT PAIN
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2. STOP WORRYING ABOUT HYGIENE
Discover a little-known device that gets you as clean as douching.

3. EXPERIENCE MASSIVE ORGASMS
Cum more and shoot farther, impressing yourself and your partners.

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My Guide Will Teach You How To…

 

• Take Bigger Guys. You can do it without ending up in diapers IF you follow my careful plan, developed by a board-certified colo-rectal specialist.

• Overcome Emotional Blocks That Stop You From Bottoming. Does bottoming threaten your masculinity? Learn how to resolve the emotional blocks that stop you from trying or enjoying anal sex.

• Find Angles & Positions Best For You. Missionary? Doggie-style? Straight in? Angled up? I’ll show you which ones avoid pain and maximize pleasure.

• A Behind-The-Scenes Look At How Porn Stars Prepare For Anal. A spread-eagled view of the industry—how they avoid pain and keep themselves clean. Not for the faint–of-heart!

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On the set with Tyra Banks and Greg Behrendt.

I started my career by syndicating a sex and relationships column all over the country and I sort of became known as the “East Coast Dan Savage.” I then went on to write my first gay sex book, Men Are Pigs But We Love Bacon (Kensington). Next thing I knew I was auditioning for a co-hosting role in a heterosexual sex makeover series called The Sex Inspectors.

With the screen test cameras rolling, I remember the production chief asking me what I thought of women faking their orgasms. “That’s nothing,” I sniffed. “Men fake whole relationships.”
I got the job.

The show went on to be an international hit, airing in 12 countries, including the U.S. on HBO. It led to my biggest book yet, Sex Inspectors Master Class: How To Have An Amazing Sex Life (Penguin).

I love giving advice to people. I love to see barriers crack and humanity come to the surface. I hope I’m able to do that with How To Bottom Like A Porn Star and hope you enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it.

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“Simply the most informative, insightful, and funniest sex book I have ever read. This book taught me more in one day about gay sex then my 28 years on this planet has taught me. Doesn’t matter if you are just a top only kind of guy, you learn a lot from about self image, drugs, and sex by reading this book. Does gay sex hurt? Not if you read this. I highly recommend this book.”

David, 28

“The book is written with knowledge, clearness and in a very funny but responsible and up to date way, including techniques that every man willing to bottom (and even those who prefer to top) should know. If you want to learn how to be a great bottom this is your ticket.”

Eric, 32

“Loved the book! It was an easy but informative read. I learnt a lot , and can now approach the subject of being a bottom with pride, knowing what to do, and when, and filling in the gaps. I feel eager to get out there and practice, and with the new hints and techniques look forward to being a better lover. At first, the title put me off cuz I’m more into romantic gay sex, but it was perfect.”

Mike, 48

“Oh, the joy of gay sex. Woody is not afraid to step on toes and I love that. The Real Truth! I truly appreciated it! And yes, this works! I used to have so much pain when I bottom and now, NOTHING. Saved my sex life!”

Robert, 25

“This book has given much insight on why I always have a tough time having gay anal sex. With his methods and new understanding of how the body works I am now having painless and stainless sex!”

Caleb, 52

“The author made learning about bottoming FUN. The description of the S curve (talk about gay sex terms!) and how to get past it were the best I have read. He is spot on about fiber. A thorough and practical guide.”

Nick, 43

“I learned things which I had no clue about, and after giving that new information a try I was simply amazed to be honest as it took play to a whole new level, and I have found this is the best book on gay male anal play I’ve ever read.”

Manny, 22

An excellent guide for gay men who want to learn to bottom the right way. If you’re new to bottoming and/or you have fears or even if you’re experienced I totally endorse this book. I read it in a few hours. I didn’t want to put it down!

Stefan, 51

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BOTTOM LIKE A PORN STAR

Expand your sexual vistas by being more versatile. This book will show you how to bottom without pain or stains. There’s a reason it’s been the #1 selling gay sex book for the last two years. It’s a step-by-step guide to bottoming–complete with a major section on how to get yourself spotlessly clean. Also gives you keen insight into the porn industry–how they do the deed and how you can too!

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TOP LIKE A STUD

Learn how to be the guy everybody wants to get under! From discovering your inner top to learning how to completely relax your partner’s sphincter for a pain-free experience, this is the only gay sex guide strictly devoted to tops! It answers all the gay sex questions from a top’s perspective. Find out the which thrusting patterns and techniques will double your pleasure. And his.

SHOOT LIKE A FOUNTAIN

Whether you’re alone or with a partner there’s something really impressive about shooting your load rather than having it dribble out. That’s why I teamed up with a urologist to bring you a master class in not only how to cum more but how to cum further. Ejaculate up to 1-2 feet further and increase your semen volume up to 25%. Add excitement and impress your sexual partners.

 

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Absolutely! We run about 1-3% return rate compared to 10% for the industry. Why? Because the books are that helpful. And funny. Don’t forget funny. We love funny. If you’re dissatisfied in ANY way for ANY reason, just email me at mike@woodpeckermedia dot net and I’ll cheerfully refund your money, no questions asked.

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My books come to you as PDF downloads—the industry standard for digital downloads. Once you complete the purchase you will receive two emails: 1) A receipt for your purchase—along with my email address in case you want your money back. 2) An email with a link to the download page. Make sure you check your junk. I mean your junk mail—sometimes our customers don’t think to look there.

What next? Click on the download links and the books will be zapped right into your pc, mac, tablet or smartphone. You can generally start reading the books within 60 seconds of completing the purchase.

What Qualifies You As An Expert?

I’ve been a sex and relationships columnist for the last twelve years. As you can see in Wikipedia, I’ve also authored 8 books on the subject, including Sex Inspectors Master Class: How To Have An Amazing Sex Life (based on the TV series I co-hosted that aired in the UK on Channel 4 and on HBO). I also blog for the Huffington Post, have written for the New York Times and done multiple commentaries on NPR’s All Things Considered. I’ve also been profiled in magazines like Marie Claire and Creative Loafing, and written for WebMD.